Compliments are a great way to reinforce friendship with a person, or even to create a bond with them. Below are examples of great compliments you can give to a friend, random stranger, or that sexy bitch you want to shag in the back of your Geo Metro! (Taken from The Surrealist Compliment Generator)

• Convexion sees between your eyes. Herds of gazelle concave at your feet!
• Your Hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans.
• Onerous congratulations on your conceptual development of obliteration concerning telephones, lobsters and fish!
• Cry for the stiffness of the earlobe. The turtles are fallen and the rain stands still. How long must I suffer with your undergarments?
• The quietness of a manhole cover cannot compare with the wild vapours of nylon I sense in your larynx.
• If you were a camel your humps would be esoterically bald from overuse.
• Your intelligence attains the grand summation of molecular motion at absolute zero.
• The expansion (and resultant rapid cooling) of your consecrated culotte sings the golden turnip with the mulatto touch-typist in my pants.
• The microfine network of eyes traversing your shoulders causes me to shudder in anticipation of the coming of the wondrous season of jaundiced eskimos and impotent Anglican priests.
• Many sausages have known things before you had time to react.
• Though I may never see you again, I wish you the warmest clam chowder, the finest of embalmings, and the best in stainless steel cadaver pans that money can buy.
• Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch.