Well, you may notice a few new posts are missing… I’ve moved webhosts, and this is the last backup I have that works.
Oh, and happy birthday blog… one year old today!

or Happy whatever-inferior-holiday-you celebrate ;)

If you want a more insight into my life and what’s going on with me, have a look at my 43things progress.

Why does it seem that bad things happen in a compressed fashion rather than a bunch over time.
Well, it started with this morning… First, I wake up, and I am SOOO DEAD TIRED. Even more than usual. I’m trying to think of what to do this morning, but the stupid cat is meowing its ass […]

Human Virus Scanner
Viruses you suffer from:

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Free BSD
The GPL isn’t that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
UNIX
Anything this […]

Huh, a python explodes after eating an alligator.
Link

From the bad news department once again (yay) A list of stuff that really makes me wanna bash my head in with a hammer…

My parents have been going to church lately… I am not religious and do not go, and this makes me feel very awkward. Tonight they’re going to get “saved”
What really irks me […]

I’m going to try Dreadnought demo. It is specifically designed to run well on an AMD64 processor, which I do have.
Hmm, I also think I might have a cavity. bleh

Compliments are a great way to reinforce friendship with a person, or even to create a bond with them. Below are examples of great compliments you can give to a friend, random stranger, or that sexy bitch you want to shag in the back of your Geo Metro! (Taken from The Surrealist Compliment Generator)

Convexion sees […]

If anyone is using Google Talk IM me at sean.umphlet@gmail.com.

Well, I don’t really get it, but Technorati still refused to list my blog in my profile… even though I’ve pinged it and followed the instructions to add it a million times. I’ve had too many problems to bother with them, so they’re gone.
My mood:

By the way, that’s Jim Cramer, from CNBC’s Mad Money. The […]

Howdy, I know I haven’t been posting much lately. But there really hasn’t been much going on with me… and there hasn’t been anything tech-related that has fascinated me enough to rave about it.
I feel, however, that I must share this movie poster… which I think is one of the greatest movie posters of all […]

Soylent Pizza is made out of PEOPLE! (Yeah, it’s grainy, the only camera available at the time sucked)

I think I had about a bazillion instances lately where I wanted to blog about my bad day or something cool that happened, but I was too tired/sick/apathetic to make a post.
This is a post to make up for that void.

I’m sure this kind of advertising could never be shown in American mainstream media.