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Wow, has it been that long?

Well, I had been trying to write a new blog here for a while, but I could never find the time! I can’t believe it’s been OCTOBER since I’ve written anything though! Crazy! Well, here’s a new post, I don’t have much to say but I’d love to try to get around to updating this […]

Let’s talk about the weather!

Shall we? You know, they say if you don’t like the weather in Virginia: “Wait 5 minutes. It will change.” Also, they say that about Rosie O’Donnell’s diaper.
ZING!
I knew you’d like that one. Here’s another one: Why does Rosie O’Donnell hate Bill O’Reilly?
I don’t know, but she sure is an annoying loud bitch!
All right, now […]

Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead?

CNN’s Jack Cafferty attempts to find out:
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You’re on notice!

Make your own

AOL Screws Up

Oh, wait, they did? You mean when they had that asshole who gave the guy a hard time when he tried to cancel his account? Or when they billed the customer who was dead? No no no, this time they “mistakenly” released search logs of over 600,000 AOL users. More on the TechCrunch Blog. Good […]

A bunch of dumb random crap

Stuff to do or look at because you’re bored:
Find Hitler! http://www.alexanderbandfanklub.dk/findhitler/findhitler.htmlRejected Crayons10 worst album covers of all timeTop Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in StarWars
Some of this stuff found on geeksmakemehot

A few asides and humorous observations

Observation #1
Have you seen these KY jelly commercials? Why don’t they just say it? “I like to use this to fuck my wife up the ass.” Hey, let’s not beat around the bush (um, chuckle!). I’m sure they don’t use it to fry bacon!
Observation #2
There seem to be alot of women on such […]

Sex spray

My new secret weapon, ladies!
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